Sex dating in Amsterdam

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Posted by Simon Woolcot Dec 29, Dating 1. Dating in Amsterdam is never easy for expats. From the Expat Lady Strikes Back. When it was time to get the bill he decided to be honest and polite with her. The bill is pretty expensive, especially as you kept drinking wine, ate a starter and dessert. So what do you think? The Expat Lady had what could be described as an out-of-body experience. She saw herself sitting in a fabulous location, with a man who obviously thought so little of her that he seriously believed that she would have sex with him for the price of a meal.

Visibly relieved, he relaxed and motioned to the waiter and quickly paid the bill. As they walked, she asked him about his past experiences dating in Amsterdam. He was considerably taller than her, and clung onto her like a rough looking teenage girl seen recently by the Shallow Man, gripping a counterfeit Louis Vuitton handbag on the Amsterdam Metro.

If you want world peace, forget diplomats, just send in the Koen to make love, not war, hahaha. For example, I was dating this model, Yolanthe. She was all over the Koen like a zwerver on hot frites, but she kept asking me for presents! So we will be having sex, just not with each other. That weekend she had a good friend visiting from Paris who was demanding to be taken out on the town to experience the Amsterdam nightlife.

As well as giving her a list of places to visit she had the following advice:. She Sex dating in Amsterdam the sartorial advice provided. The Expat Lady, elegantly dressed as always in a figure hugging dress, Louboutin shoes with high heels, and hair freshly styled that day at the hairdressers, looked and smelled like a million Euros. Her Parisian friend, Simone, also looked equally stunning.

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They had a fabulous meal at MOMO after which they visited the first of the places on the list. The Urban Dictionary definition of a Player is as follows:. Conveniently located a few minutes walk away from MOMO, which was ideal for two ladies wearing high heels, was a place on the Expat Ladies secretaries list of recommendations, Players.

There was already a large queue outside when they arrived, and they were ushered inside.

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Upon entering they were immediately hit by a wave of heat, and the noise! They noticed the hateful glances of some of the women there, and the lustful stares of some of the men. She knew now how plofkip battery farmed chicken must feel, when a buyer from Albert Heijn arrives to check out the merchandise.

It was pretty cold outside, but the heat in Players was incredible. They sat at their table and ordered a bottle of Vodka. On a table nearby sat four scruffy looking gentlemen, with a Magnum of Champagne. They were pushed and shoved by various men and women, and had plenty of drinks spilt on their outfits.

They decided to return to their seats, and were elbowed, had their feet trod on, and were given the kind of looks from some women that told them they were overdressed for the establishment.

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Overheard at Players. He stood up to shake their hands, and in their heels, both ladies towered over him. He slumped back into his seat, then rested his head on the shoulder of another of the players.

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All four gentlemen roared with laughter at this. The ladies decided it was time to return to their own table. The ladies decided it was time to explore another place on the recommended bar list, the Cooldown Cafebetter known locally as de kleine Cooldown.

The first thing they noticed was that the average age of the patrons gathered there was at least ten to fifteen years younger than themselves. There was no room to move! Even though the place was tiny, it took them at least fifteen minutes just to get to the cloakroom which was total chaos! As they struggled through the throngs of sweaty, smelling, smoking, shouting, and dancing people, both ladies had their bottoms groped. Welcome to de kleine Cooldown. They made their way past the wandering hands, to the bar, and waited forever to be served.

You are beautifully dressed. She turned to face Simone, who to her surprise was kissing with what appeared to be a teenage boy.

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Simone suddenly pushed him away. They were finally served their drinks, and having consumed a bottle of Vodka between them at Players, were both feeling more than a little merry. The rejected teenage boy, kept following them around the Cooldown, pestering them. A crowd of people nearby began cheering and clapping. I like how you used a comment on the chapter or was the comment just spot on?

Men or women. Save my name,and website in this browser for the next time I comment. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed. Where are the Players at? A Christmas Carol in Amsterdam part 1. Next Oud en Nieuw in the Netherlands. About The Author. Simon Woolcot.

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